~what Webster (3) thinks this guy is named.
VIOLET: Stop screaming at me!
WEBSTER: I’m not screaming, I’m whining.
Webster and I watch Star Wars. He points to Obi Wan Kenobi, concerned.
WEBSTER: Who is that?
ME: That’s Obi Wan Kenobi.
WEBSTER: Is that Obi Wan Kenobi?
ME: Yes it is.
WEBSTER: That’s who that is?
ME: Yes, that’s Obi Wan Kenobi.
WEBSTER: And does he have a beard?
ME: Yes he does.
WEBSTER: And what does he use it for?
WEBSTER: (singing) What does the boob say?
VIOLET: (singing) I’m gonna give milk to the boy. I’m gonna give milk to the girl.